Woke 

To think and view things in a specific close-minded way, unable to see the truth in things

The exact opposite of what the word itself implies, to be woke means you can't see whats really going on with whatever the situation may be

Billy's on that woke sh#t again he thinks the Amazon Lord of the Rings series will actually be good

Woke by Z_Mane February 17, 2022

woke 

An obsolete term that used to have meaning, but as more people began to use it for different situations, it became meaningless. Pat yourself on the back because this word is dead. The new phrase that should be used is: dead inside.

I'm so woke... oh, wait. That word is obsolete. I guess that means I'm dead inside.

woke by Dead Inseyed February 21, 2022

woke 

An insult to use against people who call you out on being hurtful, unfair or cruel. Helps to deflect from your crappy behavior. Implies they are definitely only
trying to make themselves look better.

Example:
A: "You really shouldn't have called Jim the n-word. He seems to be very upset, even hurt now."
B: "Oh come on, what, suddenly you're all woke now? Stop being so self-righteous. You think you're better than me?"

Example:
A: "Could you please not constantly make fun of women and imply women are stupid, when you're in the office? This is the workplace. We cannot concentrate on work when we have to listen to these mean comments. It brings back lots of personal painful memories, Sheryl always starts shaking and thinking about how her exhusband mistreated her and she cannot work."
B: "Haha, don't bother me with that woke BS. Words can't hurt you. Get over it."

woke by joa nnali March 5, 2022

Woke 

Woke = Willfull Oppression Killing Everyone.

The woke are creating oppression .

Woke by FiFi-1 March 17, 2022

Woke 

A shortened form of awakened, or awoken; slang that has been in usage since at least the year two thousand CE, with most Urban Dictionary definitions coming after 2016, the earliest at 2005. Around 2014 Urban Dictionary submissions shift from states of non slumber to social commentary, largely becoming attacks against people the submitter disagrees with from 2016 onward.

In these streets when you doze off you wake up with your clothes off, stay woke!

I was sleeping on that KD, now I'm woke!

That boy done woke up all the whole hood!

Woke and boke some hash!

Woke by The Inside Cradle March 25, 2022

Woke 

Anything that claims to be inclusive or progressive while simultaneously being racist and oppressive to anyone that is straight or white. Almost exclusively against white men.

The latest star wars movies were a "woke" disaster.

Woke by Grumpy gilmore March 26, 2022

Woke 

Woke is the 1st spiritual awakening of a person who took life too seriously and now they understand how much it means to be aware

The world has no idea how woke I am about the realities of life is the trip .

Woke by Bewoke March 28, 2022