windy mustache

When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache

Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.

by donkey lover May 17, 2015

windy tubesock

fucking yourself with your own prolapsed anus

my "girlfriend" told me I wasn't big enough so she gave herself a Windy Tubesock

by spamumami July 27, 2017

windy hill middle school

windy hill. the place where every body is ugly and fucking annoying tbh. everyone talks to much and the principal?? bruh taking someone’s phone like bro what hell no.. first off loose the attitude mr whidden. and why does mrs miller have favorite classes like what.. tbh seventh grade is better than any other.. sixth graders are
hella annoying, and eighth are like quiet emos…

go away

“windy hill middle school, go away from me and die.”

by urmom10100loll December 25, 2021

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 14, 2024

Windy City Weedwacker

(n.) The act of helicoptering your "Chicago dog" in a black woman's bush.

"Yo man, this bitch let me hit a windy city weedwacker!"
"Have you ever heard of a 'windy city weedwacker?'"

by Call-In MC N.U.T.T. June 5, 2025

Windy City Kazoo

The act of letting your partner stick part or all of their erect penis into your tracheostomy hole and then humming different notes as if playing a kazoo. Don't forget to cup the balls!

Man she gave me a windy city kazoo last night and then I came all over her face!

by BrealBtown October 28, 2024

windy don

a donny that is windy

Jaide is a windy don

by windydonny November 24, 2020