Windshield Wiper

Windshield Wiper: When a guy blows a load on someone's face and smacks his dick back and fourth across their face to wipe off his ejaculatories. Much like the windshield wipers of a car.

Some Slut, "you can only give me a money shot if you promise to windshield wipe it off."

Windshield Wiper Guy, "Bitch please, I was gunna bust my nut in your face anyway bitch."

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

Windsor, NY

a town in NY near Binghamton. Commonly called Cow Town. Full of rednecks, gangster wanna bes, and naturally druggies.

Dude ii live in Cow Town (Windsor, NY) with the hicks & wanna bes! Allix B is the biggest jerk!

by HarryPotterLover4Ever16 January 6, 2011

East Windsor

Anytime your phone call is not answered because the recipient doesn't want to talk to you.

That ho was blowing up my cell phone like Baghdad so I East Windsored her!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

dirty windshield

placing goggles or other form of eye protection on a person and then defecating or rubbing fecal matter on the goggles.

dude last night i gave my girldfrind a dirty windshield.

by twizzle September 3, 2006

windsored

when a person (the windsoree) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the winsdorer) repeats it more
vocally and thus gains credit for it. in
other words a complete cuntstrick.

you have just been windsored

by billbobbigbag April 22, 2009

Windian

A term used by brits (black & white) to refer to those from the West Indies, i.e. Jamaica.

"How did we end up in all this ragga business. We ain't even Jamaicans, man. Always trying to keep up with the Windians. Ain't we the real Africans though? It all started with us, and here's us trying to hang. Straining to chat like them from their tiny island."
Source: Movie called Bashment-2010

by johnalexander06 October 2, 2013

Windsurfing

The act of performing anal sex while the receiver farts during this action.

"Took this girl home last night and went windsurfing on the first date"

by things25 January 15, 2015