Bustin a wifey

Phrase : when someone becomes comfortable in their surroundings and puts on a couple pounds.

Rob : Hey man, has your wife gained some weight since you guys got married?

George : Yeah, she's bustin a wifey!

by Warden81 December 26, 2010

wifi wifey

A role filled in by a female in a man's life that is his girlfriend over social media and over the Internet. It is not as serious as a real relationship but it may as well be.

"Yo, you know that girl trish, yeah, she's my wifi wifey"

by TherealFrostbite October 9, 2016

Smoking wifey

A step past smoking buddy. The person that you love smoking with that will always pack your bowls for you, rolls your joints and blunts, and smoke you out. Typically a significant other.

After a long day of work; I come home to a fresh packed bowl. I love my smoking wifey.

by Beauty and the Keif September 8, 2016

HYPHY WIFEY

HYPHY WIFEY IS WHEN A NIGGA GOT HELLA BITCHES BUT HE GOT 1 HYPHY WIFEY OUT OF ALL THE BITCHES BUT HYPHY WIFEY IS THE 1 WHO LIKE 2 BEAT HOES UP 4 NO REASON N LIKE 2 START SHIT 2 BE MEAN ....

HYPHY WIFEY IS NOT A NIGGA MAIN BITCH CUZ NIGGAS MADE A LOT OF SONGS TALKING ABOUT ME BEING HIS LIL HYPHY WIFEY N WANT ME 2 HAVE HIS LAST NAME CUZ IM HYPHY BUT IM NOT HIS MAIN

by Miss. Hyphy Wifey October 23, 2008

rezes.wifey

An irritating tiktoker who doesn't bathe <3,

I just said rezes.wifey dont shower 🤣

by Grahmcrackersyumm May 30, 2021

The Wifey Effect

Receiving a ball and chain gag during a bachelor party in embarrassing fashion and puking from the pressure.

The reality of getting married finally hit him so hard during his bachelor party it caused The Wifey Effect.

by imthejoe April 10, 2011

The Wifey Council

Wifey council, is a group of friends who are platonically married to each other. They are made up of 11 people who are Aki, Kima, Dinki, Uni, Pop, Mushi, Shy, Vistii, Buni, Halo, and Jay. Half of the Wifey council are part of a minecraft smp called the "Council SMP" in which there is a peaceful (chaotic) environment as many start to build their homes and structures. The wives of the council can often be found in a vc in their discord being crackheads. Their discord also includes other familial members such as their mothers, father, and side hoes, who can sometimes also be found in vcs.

Person 1: Have you seen the members of the wifey council? They're some of the coolest people it's so hard to get in!
Person 2: Right?? I hope I get picked as a side hoe at least :(

by aki_ November 11, 2020