wiener jockey

One who rides the wiener like they're in the Kentucky Derby.

I always knew Dan was a fan of the wiener, but I didn't know he was a full fledged wiener jockey.

by earwaxntoast June 27, 2008

wienerd

The combination of two classic insults, wiener and nerd.

"Check out that wienerd over there with the popped collar."

by mjk23 March 28, 2009

wienerpüf

The bulge created by jeans or other pant fabric that amasses near the genitals of the person wearing them. Contrary to the name, this can occur in both men and women pants.

Bro, you've got some big wienerpüf going on right now!

by GingiNinji March 12, 2014

Wiener Water

When two or more people are in a shower and the male begins to perform the "helicopter dick" while standing under the shower head, resulting in the flinging of water into their partner(s) mouth(s).

"Ugh, I didn't want to re-straighten my hair today but my boyfriend kept flinging his wiener water on me and its starting to curl."

by Madampresident January 15, 2015

wiener wobbler

1. Someone or something that wobbles its wiener

2. A naked person with a penis

3. An insult

"There's a sideshow at the circus called the Magnificent Wiener Wobbler"

"Look at that wiener wobbler running onto the field"

"Stop being such a wiener wobbler"

by vasknuke August 2, 2015

wiener willy

When a man dips his dick in a bucket of ice cold water, then proceeds to stick it in someone's ear.
Common in prisons and also known as ear sex.

That brolic black guy gave me a wiener willy last night!

by Sex the Breakfast of Champions October 6, 2016

wiener and pudding

a slang for eluding that you are gonna get sex.

I'm gonna get some wiener and pudding tonight.

I hope you do.

by ZeeMehDud August 17, 2016