Internet Whaling

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.

"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"

by HighWinder May 4, 2008

Land Whaling

When you fuck a big women on the beach

"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."

by DoveSoap January 23, 2015

Bad Whale

The actions of a fat women who acts bad for attention by either showing stretch marks, cottage cheese ass, or burping with a mouth full

"Hey man, that Bad Whale is shoving everything in there!

by JoshyBoy15 August 3, 2011

tits on a whale

Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.

Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.

The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.

1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)

2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)

by solflyvoy August 21, 2008

Fat whale

A lawless big woman who feasts on donuts and ice cream. Extremely mad when not fed

Here comes Wendi acting like a fat whale and eating all of Alexs food again

by Fat whale January 14, 2015

Whale Hunter

A male who prefers full figured/obese woman as love interests.

One woman may say to another:

"I had a thing for Conrad.. until I found out he was such a whale hunter!"

by Tomanton February 18, 2005

Whale fucked

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.

Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.

by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010