That's so Wednesday

A variation of "That's so yesterday" or "That's so last week" meaning something is out of style or out of step with current trends.

"Oh my GOD! Did you see her purse? That's so Wednesday!! Totally lame!"

by Ivan the Most Terrible October 28, 2009

Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third

Possibly the Most epic name you will ever see for a human being. Seeing this name is very rare

Person #1: "Hey have you see Captain Wedley?"
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."

by Choji98 February 8, 2010

Wacky Weenie Wednesday

The weeks most depressing day that can only be made better with a midweek fuck/blow.

It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
It's time to have some fun!
It's Wacky Weenie Wednesday!
You can only use your tongue!

by _Aloha_Snackbar_ May 9, 2016

Get Wasted Wednesday

Get Wasted Wednesday happens every week. It is a perfect time to celebrate midweek with just two days remaining until the Weekend. Get a beer and forget about your problems.

A: "Ayo, I don't want another beer, it's Wednesday"
B: "No problem, it is a Get Wasted Wednesday! So you can have as many as you want!"

by michaldabest December 25, 2022

Cunt Wedge

a derogatory term for a male who fucks anything that moves. Male equivalent of a cum dumpster.

Girl 1: Oh, is James your boyfriend?
Girl 2: No, he's just my cunt wedge.

by veganjello May 8, 2009

blunt wednesday

The act of being high ALL DAY on the day of wednesday. It splits up the week really well. Not a single minute of sobriety can be felt all day.

It's blunt wednesday!
Nice, let's pick up some dutches and get started.

by mister June 18, 2005

wedding ring

n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.

It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.

by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006