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Muddy Waters

Similar to the absurdity of high waters or flooders (pants with hemlines that are too high usually about mid-calf) and outdoing the nastiness of skid marks, Muddy Waters makes one appear unkempt and perhaps even unhygienic. Muddy Waters can apply to the pants themselves, but is best used to describe the wearer of pants which have been soiled due to weather conditions, outdoor activities, daily life, or embarrassing loss of bowel control while in a social environment. It can range from dusty pant legs to dirty food or mud stains, but the appearance leaves any person the Muddy Waters comes across with the impression that s/he is in need of a handful of spare change, a wake-up call, or, at the very least, adult diapers.
Muddy Waters over there is wearing some mighty tainted rags, man. Either he's been playing in the pigpen or he just had a hell of a time at Taco Bell.
by Pancho M. F. Villa July 14, 2010
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waterstone

1.to do something spaztically
2.to fluke something and do well against odds
3.someone up-market and upperclass, derived from the up-market bookshop name
"man that girl just did a waterstone"
by Rosie james March 6, 2007
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testing the waters

Testing waters is workout champs who try 2 sets squatting and never use the exercise ever in lifetime again.
Jessica workout mania champ tried 2 sets of testing the waters barbell squats and has never touched the exercise again in lifetime. Hecne the term for workout champs trying squatting in weightlifting 2 wimpy testing the waters sets.
by Robbie Robinson August 21, 2009
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waterski

When a guy/girl stands directly over a guy/girl and pisses all over the individual while the one that is receiving the piss opens their mouth and accumulates the piss and swallows just like cum...yummm
We decided to waterski after she was tired of swallowing cummm
by Berry January 17, 2004
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Making waters

This is the term used for when you pull a skinny man with a bowl haircut and take him back to your home to spit on him. You may also take their virginity and let them anal you. However, this is thirsty work so must make your tired victim some lovely waters for the morning.
“Wow omg dude, look at that amazing twink over there with the bowl haircut!!! I need to take him home and make waters with him man”

“We were making waters all night long
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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waterspout

A crappy word for Tornado on water.
.retaw no odanroT rof drow ypparc A
by Antman July 22, 2003
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Muddy Waters

The act of shitting into someone's beverage whilst listening to "The Blues."
It really upset Joe to learn that the man that had just left the Blue's club had performed a "muddy waters" on his "Jack 'n' Coke."
by Apple Jaxx May 15, 2016
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