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wyoming

Wyoming is a tear in space in which aliens from the dwarf planet Eris enter the U.S. to invade the planet. many people believe that wyoming is a place in the U.S., however wyoming is actual not real. If you enter wyoming you will appear in walt disney world confused and afraid but with no memories. you will be greeted by the ghost of walt himself before teleporting to canada. 4chan users claim its real but its not, they are actually the aliens taking over the world.
Wyoming is not real.
by lala the dumdum April 2, 2024
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Wyoming

Contrary to popular belief, Wyoming doesn’t exist. If you think that you live, have been to, or lived in Wyoming, you are wrong. In fact the birds spy on you when you are in the territory of Wyoming and send the data back to the government. Everything that has been “filmed” or “recorded” in Wyoming isn’t real. It is actually are recorded in Colorado, the real version of Wyoming. Thank you for your time reading this and remember, Wyoming isn’t real who ever thinks that Wyoming is real is a person who controls the birds from the data base in a government lab and programs the birds to spy on you.
Hey, did you know that people who believe that Wyoming is real program birds to spy on you?
No! I didn’t know that! I am no longer a believer in Wyoming.
by Whatisthetruthwedontknow June 20, 2021
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Wyoming

A made up state. Wyoming does not exist.
"Wyoming is a made up place."
by urmomvera January 12, 2023
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wyoming minivan

A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.
Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”
by TheAudiChick April 6, 2019
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Wyoming gag reflex

The act in which you a getting head from a female and when your about to finish you pull her by the hair and shove a snowball in her mouth and push her head back down on your cock and you finish in the back of her throat.
Dude last week I gave my cousin the Wyoming gag reflex.
by Big boy Lloyd December 29, 2022
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wyoming

friend: bro wanna take a road trip to wyoming
friend 2: sure then we’ll go to neverland and meet peter pan right
by octopuslicker June 14, 2021
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Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.
Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!
by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019
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