windy tubesock

Fucking yourself with your own prolapsed anus

my "girlfriend" told me I wasn't big enough so she gave herself a windy tubesock

by spamumami July 27, 2017

Windy gummer

A toothless blowjob or a blowjob from a crackho with rotten teeth

The only hummer I want is a good ole windy gummer

by Tiffnichole November 27, 2021

Windy

(noun) a genderless bozo that has depression

My sibling is such a Windy sometimes

by WindyTheWorst May 4, 2023

Windy nutmeg

When eating out a women, and you blow air in her vagina and it all blows back in your face. That’s a windy nutmeg.

It got crazy last night, I did the windy nutmeg and she knocked my hat off.

by The Midwest Mitten March 29, 2025

Windy

Another word for blowjob particularly when given by a prostitute.

"Hey Wendy, how much for a windy?" - Hank Shrader in Breaking Bad talking to a known prostitute.

by bob_johnson April 29, 2023

Windy Pockets

meaning you’re broke or you got no motion

I asked Kate for 2 dollars and she said she ain’t got 2 bucks I said she got windy pockets

by grannyfartedonmypillow February 27, 2024

Windying

When it is about to be windy.

"It is about to start windying."

by znna.5 March 27, 2024