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Stupid Wife

A black hole that grows inside your life sucking in everything that ever mattered to you. Without even knowing it, you lose your mind and feeling to this void of damages and pain.

Like some monolithic creature from a Lovecraft tale, it warps reality from the corners of love and time, to the shadows of hate and deceit. Madness ensues and lays claim to your money, friends, family, and soul.

This is the danger of meeting a stupid wife, and the worst part is, that most men invite this deathly grip on normal happy life all on their own.
Stupid Wife comes into the house and yells about issues that NO ONE gives a dam about but her and then yells at the house for existing while she still has dick and Gin on the breath.
by DamonX9 August 23, 2011
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Starter Wife

The woman a man marries while in training for his trade, who is there for him, has his children, runs his home and contributes in every way while his career is being established, and then when he has made it career-wise, he ditches her for a younger version who coos over and worships him.
"I ditched my starter wife for a younger version who coos over and worships me. She's not as smart but this works for me."
by ChanceMeeting August 12, 2014
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sweetie wife

Scottish word.......Sweetie-wife: n. purveyor of gossip. A man who likes to gossip. A man who is in the affairs of women.
There's an auld man doon oor street an he's a richt auld sweetie wife .
by Bleather January 26, 2011
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Slut wife

A married woman who performs sexual acts to please her husband, acts include but are not limited to sexting, blowjobs, and handjobs for men other than her husband.
Gosh, Becky, when you have mark that blowjob, I knew you were the perfect slut wife!
by Wifetruthes June 4, 2015
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Swiss army wife

woman with lots of different feminine skills
Your swiss army wife sure can cook
by Semu April 5, 2004
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queen bitch sister wife

A queen bitch sister wife or QBSW for short is someone who knows what they want and GETS IT, they rule over all of the other sister wives and even has a couple guys on the side
In a sentence: damn that girl stole my man again her twerk game is too strong. I wish I could be a QUeen bitch sister wife like er
by Doooooit October 7, 2013
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Stepford Wife

1.) Used to describe a servile, compliant, submissive, spineless wife who happily does her husband's bidding and serves his every whim dutifully.

2.) Can also be used to describe a wife who is cookie-cutter & bland in appearance and behavior. Subscribes to a popular look and dares not deviate from that look.

This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004). In the story, men of this seemingly ideal town have replaced their wives with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.
1.) She's such a stepford wife, I've seen her greet her husband at the door after work with a beer and a kiss 4 days in a row!

2.) I just got back from the pta meeting, I've never seen so many stepford wives.

2b.) The SNL skit "Mom Jeans" features women dressed to earn the SW distinction.
by Rex Cavendish July 31, 2005
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