Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass

Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.

by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019

Man Whisper

The hot whisper of men (or women)

you: i love when harry whispers to me
friend: man whispers are so sexy

by ge0rg3w@shingt0n January 22, 2022

twat whisperer

A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.

Did you see that fine piece of ass Jimmy left with? That dude is a serious twat whisperer!

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017

man whisperer

A beautiful intelligent woman that can train men and make them obedient to her. Men instinctively respond to her natural dominance and want to please her because she is so beautiful.

Niranjana is a man whisperer

by Mr. Bickle October 10, 2012

Dolphin Whisperer

A person who is an expert in the mechanisms of the female genitalia and squirting techniques

Man, that guy made me squirt like a dolphin last night, he must be a dolphin whisperer

by Ladynannakola July 5, 2018

Shit Whisper

That loud puff of air that comes out of your dogs ass

Husband: Did you hear that noise? What was that?

Wife: Oh gross! The dog just had a shit whisper!

by Biggies September 4, 2014

swiss whisper

A term to define something pathetic or small, coined by Chris Fleming in his 2020 video “You All Slept on Klobuchar”

Taping down your B-cups and putting a duvet over your Swiss whisper of a nose does not trick me, Zelda.

by Mike Reynolds December 17, 2020