by DoveSoap January 24, 2015
The actions of a fat women who acts bad for attention by either showing stretch marks, cottage cheese ass, or burping with a mouth full
by JoshyBoy15 August 03, 2011
Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.
Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.
The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.
Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.
The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.
1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)
2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)
2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)
by solflyvoy July 28, 2008
by Fat whale January 15, 2015
by Tomanton February 19, 2005
Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.
Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010
(Salesperson One): Dude, Jim only has two companies in his pipeline, wtf?!?
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
by FQ_GFY February 03, 2020