Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 01, 2022

totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj

scp momento before femur break.

he totally went ████ sjksdgdjgdj

by GDJackAttack November 20, 2020

Went for the glove

To have done the famed "glove" handshake, a sign of compassion and warmth, often known as the "politician's handshake".

We had to shake hands with each of the teachers during graduation. You could feel the love when they went for the glove.

by Anonymous Kavignar February 04, 2018

The place my dad went

Son I’m going to get milk
Me oki

Me also daddy it’s Ben 69 years and your still not home

The place were your dad gose help the place your dad goes
The place my dad went

by Jfifiejdjddd July 18, 2022

Bambo went Rambo

That day when a crazy Karen names Gingy Pubes got triggered and threw all the bags around and broke a phone.

Dude 1: Did you hear what happened at lunch
Dude 2: yeah I heard Bambo went crazy
Dude 1: yeah, Bambo went Rambo

by RPhill02 February 22, 2020

go to went

Exactly the same like "let's go". But more Russian.

— Hey, dude, go to went
— Ok, blyat.

by Vallevan March 18, 2018

Fanny went to portugal

A woman having amazing sex with orgasms

You wont believe how good the sex was last night, my fanny went to portugal.

by Wetchinchilla May 28, 2021