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Washing your hand

It's called washing your hands

1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked

2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands

3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice

4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off

5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands

There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo
Mom: wash your hands before dinner so we dont get the coronavirus!
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner
by You know what I mean March 20, 2020
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gay waiting room

A term that has gained currency in New Zealand and Australian slang to describe a male who self-identifies as "bisexual" but is in reality using this label to avoid admitting that he is in fact completely gay.

Such a person will often be in denial as to their true sexual orientation and may attempt to maintain relations with females while soliciting covert same-sex relations, often anonymous in nature or downlow.

A man in the gay waiting room will likely leave emotional collateral damage on both sides of the gender divide in his bid to pass himself off as bisexual.
See that guy over there at the bar, he claims he's bisexual but you can so tell that he's just in the gay waiting room.
by Mr Papafloratos June 18, 2009
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hentai waiting to happen

1. A statement said when a creature with tentacles or tentacle-like appendages appears in a non-hentai environment. When saying this, the speaker is referencing the tentacle rape hentai genre, and suggesting that the creature could be the rapist in such a hentai. Often funny when directed toward innocent or unsuspecting creatures that usually would never be associated with hentai.

However, some people have been known get offended when tentacled creatures are judged by their appearance.
(example 1) atheist: Have you heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? If you want intelligent design "theory" to be taught in schools, we should teach flying spaghetti monsterism as well!

creationist: Oh please, "touched by His noodly appendage"? Sounds like hentai waiting to happen.

athiest:... How dare you judge the flying spaghetti monster by his appearance!

(example 2) Two guys are playing a fighting videogame.
Guy 1: *chooses octopus-man as his fighter*
Guy 2: Hentai waiting to happen.
Guy 1: WTF DON'T JUDGE OCTOPUS-MAN BY HIS NAME AND/OR APPEARANCE!
by Qoheleth December 24, 2008
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washing machine

the thing that washes ur clothes!
Yo this washing machine is broken look at them suds!
by Jay Jeeva May 13, 2005
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Waiting

1. A hilarious movie featuring Ryan Reynolds, Dane Cook, Justin Long, Anna Faris, Luis Guzman, Andy Milonakis, and many more funny actors. Its about the restaurant life and the people who work in them.
"Aw man, I saw "Waiting" the other night and it was f'n hilarious, especially if you've worked in a restaurant."
by Steve Saylor December 28, 2005
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Washington State

Washington State is a cloudy but beautiful green state on the NorthWest tip of the US. It is very well known for it's awesome Starbucks Coffee drinks and it's consistent chance of rain. Residents around the area were very friendly and welcoming. Some of it's developing cities include Seattle, Spokane, Bellingham, Vancouver, Renton, Tacoma, Bellevue, and Everett.
Washington state has the best marijuana, hands down.
by stonlinchung May 1, 2012
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washing balls

Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
by MonteMike February 3, 2009
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