Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.

Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.

by EricMLP June 11, 2016

Good Vibration

a piece of paper that one reads in the morning that has a positive quote

"hey Eddie read a good vibration"
"sure"
*Eddie reads* weetbix and rice

by RoyBae July 22, 2018

Vibration Examination

A formal term for vibe check

"Ok, as your doctor, I'mma have to give you a vibration examination."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

Vibrator besties

When you and your bestie have matching hot pink vibrators

Did you hear that Layne and Harley are vibrator besties

by Hdkneinxjbd December 27, 2021

Vibration nation

Means a massive group orgy

Hey wanna have a vibration nation

by The official Obama March 25, 2020

Zen vibrator

A vibrator that helps you "come without attachments".

I went to the ashram yesterday afternoon. They were giving out a free. Zen vibrator so I went home and medibated for the rest of the day!

by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021

Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023