A diet lifestlye chosen by usually intelligent
people who can see the horrors of intensive,battery, so-called "farming". Others choose it becuase they feel offended by slaughter or simply don't like meat.
Not to be confused with vegans,PETA, animal rights campaigners etc. althought they are sometimes affiliated.
Vegetarians are often laughed at by meat eaters (see
moron) but,
hey,I'm not the one with
6 pounds of
beef rotting in my stomach.
Many vegeatarians are passionate about their respect of animals and believe in humane rights for every living creature,it does not mean they are hippies or terrorists.
Usually vegetarians are very nice,quite liberal people, who have an interest in politics,the arts and anything they fancy. They despise
homophobia,
racism and sexism due to their caring,slightly anarchic nature. Often they have a anti-corpration,anti-war stance.
Some people are vegetarians for the sake of being vegetarian, as it is "cool". These people are obviously quite dumb.
>>Real-life experiences of a vegetarian<<<
DumbShitHead:"Why you eating salad? They got burgers!"
Me:"I'm a vegetarian"
DumbShitHead:"HaHa,what are you a Christian?"
Me:"No,I'
m an
atheist,actually."
DumbShitHead:"An AFEE-WHA'?"
DumbBitch:"HaHa,goody-two shoes,not eating
meat.Do you like Cliff Richard as well,you hippie fuck?"
Me:"Actually I like Rage Against The Machine,Rise Against and once punched a
guy for picking on my gay friend. So you can take your Cliff Richard and shove it up your fat ass."
DumbBitch: *faints at hearing so many big
words*
Mom:"You're goona DIE.You're GONNA DIE if you don'
t eat some
meat! Quick EAT SOME!!!.So unhealthy! Don'
t you want to be HEALTHY?!?!?! Come on,eat genetically modified murders and get healthy like me.ALL VEGETARIANS GONNA DIE!"
Me: *thinks of Davey Havok,Jade Puget,Moz and shakes head*
