Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 8, 2020

Vegetably

Has Vegetables to some degree

This soup smells vegetably

by 123vegetably July 27, 2023

Vegetable

A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.

I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.

by Firemanjones January 29, 2019

Vegetable stew

A variation of munting:

To make a Vegetable stew; Find someone

paralyzed, One person then goes down on said paraplegic whilst the other jumps on the their stomach - causing the juices (bodily fluids etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the paralyzed person.

Hey man I finally caught that homeless wheelchair dude from behind the liquor store...time for some vegetable stew!!!

by Gamorean27 November 18, 2024

nigga vegetable

a naive or gullible person (generally used in the streets)

my bro's a nigga vegetable

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025