Frozen Vegetable

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.

''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''

by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024

Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.

A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.

by Scharcoon February 27, 2018

vegetable

a disabled person in a wheelchair

"no way bro look at that vegetable over there! wanna hear a joke? what part of a vegetable cant you cook? the wheelchair."

by gossipgirlsxxoo November 9, 2022

nigga vegetable

a naive or gullible person (generally used in the streets)

my bro's a nigga vegetable

by hugedickrandy August 17, 2025

Vegetable

Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.

Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable

by ChingChongChungy June 4, 2018

Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.

Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker

by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011

Vegetable stew

A variation of munting:

To make a Vegetable stew; Find someone

paralyzed, One person then goes down on said paraplegic whilst the other jumps on the their stomach - causing the juices (bodily fluids etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the paralyzed person.

Hey man I finally caught that homeless wheelchair dude from behind the liquor store...time for some vegetable stew!!!

by Gamorean27 November 18, 2024