Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.
John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."
by darfielg December 13, 2014
mugGet the Vaginal Chiropractormug.

Vaginal Cavity

the crator in which a trouser snake(penis)/dildo pertrudes in the pussy
Anthony touches his vaginal cavity every night.
I (Anthony) like to cuddle with my vaginal cavity
by pat November 27, 2004
mugGet the Vaginal Cavitymug.

Vaginal Villain

One whose villany towards vaginas is surpassed only by his fondling fervor for the fallopian freeway. This man knows how to spread the bees knees and please without fees. When he walks down the street he can blow even the tightest pies wide open with his other-worldly and downright demonic charm. A woman could be head over heels, hysterically humping her honorable husband, but if this man so much as pelvic-thrusts within a 28-mile radius she will immediately dismount and frantically search for the source of such sexual stimulation; inevitably pouncing on him and demanding the ransacking of her ravenous ravine.
Girl 1: ....OMG!

Girl 2: YOU FELT THAT TOO?!

Girl 1: ....yeah...there must be evil forces at work here...

Girl 2: you mean...*gulp*...like a vaginal villain?

Girl 1: ....might be....either way, hang on to your pussy girlfriend, this is going to be one crazy night....
by B.D. Joe October 12, 2010
mugGet the Vaginal Villainmug.

Vaginal Eruption

The life-scarring image of a woman's vagina while giving birth at a very late age. Will cause your mind to be forever haunted by flashbacks of the incident.
Duh: Are you going into labor??

Muh: Yes! Don't watch, the Vaginal Eruption will make you blind!
by uhfduhmuhbuhmk June 6, 2011
mugGet the Vaginal Eruptionmug.

vaginal belch

Wind expelled from the front bottom when a male/female face is within the pubic region.
wendy:come over here and kneel down i've got a vaginal belch!
billy: HHMMM smells fishy...
by Jack Richardson May 27, 2008
mugGet the vaginal belchmug.

Double Vaginal

A double vaginal penetration of a woman.

Two men having vaginal sex with one women at the same time.
" One time my girlfriend took on both me and my brother "

" That girl needs to dicks in her vagina to please her "

" She could use a double vaginal penetration "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
mugGet the Double Vaginalmug.

Vaginal Bushwack

a sexual act in which the man clips the girls pubic hair and then snorts off of her belly along with cocaine while watching sex and the city (all while being sexually intertwined)
"Oh dude last night I was doing a double kangaroo scissor-kick" said Wayne Gretsky, "Oh thats nothing, I Vaginal Bushwacked my step sister" said Rachel Ray.
mugGet the Vaginal Bushwackmug.

Share this definition