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Unicorned

When grinding on a male SO low that his penis rests on your head.
by Unicorn princess. September 20, 2013
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unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask the person if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead saying believe(best done in the drive thru)
jack and bob when unicorning at maccas
by cheese&crackers September 28, 2012
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Unicorned

The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.
Jon: Jaeger got unicorned and the fag is sitting on his face.

Teggs: Sucks to be him.
by NJITdrinksFACE July 7, 2010
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unicorn

Young girls that have three ways with couples (woman and a man)
Hubbie and I are still looking for our Unicorn..
by april February 16, 2004
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unicorn

When a startup company hits a market cap of $1 billion
Did you hear that Vox is a unicorn startup?
by $Guru February 1, 2018
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unicorns

a fluffy animal that is believed to be mythical, and is usually known to be rainbow, sparkly, fluffy, pink, etc.
unicorns are the best thing in the world!
by santicorncob May 6, 2018
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Unicorns

A mysterious creature born from the mating of a narwhal and a horse, they are given the horn of the narwhal, the body and head of a horse, and a beauty like no other. It is common for them to be in odd colors, such as blue or purple, the rarer ones are gold or silver. Due to the fact that a unicorn horn can be used to overthrow the government, they have been hunted to near extinction. Now there are only small clans of unicorns, but if you can find one, treasure it and soon it will grow wings and you will become king of the world.
Guy 1: I found a tribe of Unicorns!
Guy 2: Now we can overthrow the evil anarchy of the government!
by TheUnicornRider December 15, 2012
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