Encyclopedia

A wooden internet, cut into very small pieces

Jerry: What's an encyclopedia?
Professor: A wooden internet, cut into very small pieces

by adkjladfjafd March 27, 2021

Encyclopedia

The ancestor to Wikipedia.

The encyclopedia is the brother of a Thesaurus.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

encyclopedia self destructigas

The Encyclopedia of Self Destructive Behaviors which usually end up screwing you over real bad in life

People sometimes display bad behaviors when they read from the Encyclopedia Self Destructigas and then need help fixing there life either by some form of therapy or rehab

by FoxGuardJ May 17, 2023

Encyclopedia Dramatica

A more offensive and a pseudo-lulzy version of Wikipedia, Encyclopedia Britannica, and Urban Dictionary

"'Insert Person Here' is a femboy-fucker who repeatedly says the catchphrase of sand-niggers and what's even worse, they hate us because we are more lulzier than em!!! You could help solve this problem by putting them inside of an american school!"
- Encyclopedia Dramatica

by Zach T. Radass October 1, 2023

Encyclopedia Shitanica

When a person has infinite knowledge of worthless information.

1) You knew what the first commercial on VHS was, and showed me, you are Envyclopedia Shitanica

2) Mr Encyclopedia Shitanica lectured me on the origins of wood

3) The Encyclopedia Shitanica weighs more than the average weight of an empty beer can

by Scottneh December 17, 2023

Encyclopedia Bias

The systemic editorial slant found in crowd-sourced or traditionally edited encyclopedias, where articles are shaped not by pure facts, but by the consensus of their most active, vocal, or ideologically motivated editors. This creates a bias toward mainstream, established, or "acceptable" viewpoints, while marginalizing fringe, controversial, or emerging perspectives—regardless of their factual basis. It mistakes consensus for truth and editorial policy for objectivity.

Example: On a major online encyclopedia, the article for a controversial political theorist is relentlessly framed with labels like "conspiracy theorist" and "widely debunked," while their substantive arguments are buried. This Encyclopedia Bias reflects the victory of one editorial faction in the "edit wars," presenting a settled, negative narrative as neutral fact.

by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026

Encyclopedia of Bullshit

When someone chats so much shit you almost get drowned in it. They can chat shit about any topic from A-Z. Like Wikipedia but a Wikipedia where donations are your time and self esteem.

Why can you say chicken nuggs and Quizzy 2 and I can't say shat. I can't keep up with you, you're like an Encyclopedia of Bullshit.

by Happy Potter November 6, 2025