Umbrelling

This act is very similar to the act of throwing shade. Instead of just having an attitude, however, you raise a small drink umbrella (commonly found in cocktails) above the person you wish to throw shade at and reprimand them for what they have said.

Isaac: Is Queen B's new album perfect or what?
Griffin: It's okay, I guess.
Isaac: *umbrelling Griffin* You can go.

by professionalshadethrower December 21, 2013

umbrellacide

The real or imagined fear of being speared by a wayward umbrella while enjoying an afternoon at the beach.

Without Frank's quick reflexes, the entire beach party was in serious risk of injury due to the wildly errant beach umbrella. "Thanks Frank, umbrellacide is an unfortunate way to go," his friends applauded.

by ilovesaturdays July 27, 2010

Unbrella

An umbrella turned inside out by forceful wind.

It won't keep you dry but if you want to, you can stand under my unbrella-ella-ella.

by Joel Madberg May 23, 2008

umbrellical cord

The short, narrow strip of fabric attached to the outside of an umbrella. When used, it furls and tidies the fabric into neat folds and keeps it from flapping, taking up space and wetting those around it. Often it has a snap on the end that connects with its mate when the cord is in use. More modern umbrellas use Velcro instead of a snap.

Sue: Hey, use your umbrellical cord, man, that umbrella is all dripping on me.

Pete: Sorry, I can't, the snap ripped off and I can't afford another one right now.

by Defgrl May 22, 2008

umbrellend

A term used to describe the shape of the end of a penis; combining the slang term 'bellend' and 'umbrella'.

I saw Jared's umbrellend on webcam last night; you won't believe how pink it was!

by Furansesu April 29, 2008

umbrellaology

The observation, identification, description and experimental investigation of the propagation of umbrellas in a populace.

Recent publications in umbrellaology reveal that there is a significant gender bias with regard to color and quantity preferences with regard to umbrellas.

by rsupertux May 20, 2011

umbrellasite

An umbrellasite is someone who, unaware of the day's weather conditions, comes to school without an umbrella and begs others to come under their umbrella in between classes, somewhat irritatingly.

Guy 1: "Shit I forgot to bring an umbrella... Hey dude can I come under there?"
Guy 2: "No. Fuck off, you umbrellasite."

by Riyakou April 19, 2009