mike tyson on the booty

When you bite the booty and then do a Tim Tebow on the booty immediately after

Hey Bro I just mike Tysoned on the booty!!
No way man i heard Fred mike tysoned the same booty last week Mannnnn
I often mike Tyson on the booty soo...

by Booty enthusiast May 3, 2018

Hit like Tyson

Being "Hit like Tyson" means that the girl doesn't sleep around a lot. She has only been "hit" by a few different guys.

The fighters that fought Tyson typically only took one or two punches before being knocked out. There were only "hit" a few times. A girl that has been "hit like Tyson" should be safe and not carrying any STDs.

Brad: Damn, that girl over there is a dime.
Homewood: Hell yeah, and she has been hit like Tyson so you know you won't be at the free clinic on Monday wondering what is dripping from your cock.

by ERP November 10, 2007

smoking mike tyson

smoking strong ass weed

"we were smoking mike tyson the other day"

"Oh shit he got that mike tyson weed"

"we about to go get hella lifted, we got that mike tyson weed"

by JustDatGuy2 December 8, 2013

mike tysons elbow

When you are busting for a shit.

I'm busting for a shit that bad it feels like mike tysons elbow coming out of my arse.

by Bobb Todd May 11, 2014

suprise mike tyson

while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag

my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson

by TravisMaty February 28, 2011

tyson st vincent

Tyson st vincent is a guy who thinks hes the don, but hes not really the don. Tyson is a funny guy who is very loud and will probably wreck your ears with a flute.

Man 1: "Hey man, I have Tyson St Vincent in my English class"
Man 2: "I wish you luck, I couldn't bare that"

by Madisonyournan September 27, 2023

Tyson five round

To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.

"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"

by 2ShadesOfNas-T March 28, 2012