Tyson five round

To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.
"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"
by 2ShadesOfNas-T February 12, 2012
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Baltimore Skirmish

While receiving oral sex, the person performing suddenly stuffs a large dildo(or other similarly shaped object) into the anus of the person receiving without their knowledge. If the receiver requests this action, it's then referred to as a Cincinnati Skirmish.
Sarah left Rich because he tried to perform a Baltimore Skirmish.
by 2shadesofNas-T February 02, 2014
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