TOP SZN a term "coined" by Octobers Very Own OB OBRIEN that means to get a blowjob.
NOT a strain of Marijuana
TOPSZN IS THE REGIME Translates to ; Getting a blowjob is better then having sex with a groupie because it's quick, less personal (degrading to women) and the chick can't get pregnant.
NOT a strain of Marijuana
TOPSZN IS THE REGIME Translates to ; Getting a blowjob is better then having sex with a groupie because it's quick, less personal (degrading to women) and the chick can't get pregnant.
by uonthatbandwagon January 28, 2014
Get the TOPSZN mug.The evolved form of chav. When Sienna Miller became 'the height' of English fashion, high street stores like TopShop were thrown into the limelight. Enter, the topshop chav. They're the same scum as before, they just look slightly better, although they're still all identical to each other.
When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.
When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.
My Zoe is a topshop chav, whenever I go shopping I say to myself.. "Would Zoe wear it?" and then replace it promptly on the shelf if the answer is anywhere near yes.
"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."
Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."
"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."
Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."
by shewasaninjagirl October 9, 2006
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You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome
by Mu11y May 1, 2006
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Get the Off Tops mug.Topspur is a Banter Name for the Biggest Club in London known as Tottenham Hotspur FC. They like to Batter Small Clubs like Assna which is the Smallest Club in London
by Clemont Allen April 30, 2022
Get the Topspur mug.Two aliens that are trying to get home, but in the process, enjoy the odd alcoholic beverage and crazy party. Can often be seen walking in fields dressed as bears and walking over motorway bridges, whilst slipping on ice.
They are unable to climb over barbed wire and dont mind being in freezing conditions.
They are unable to climb over barbed wire and dont mind being in freezing conditions.
by Misscheeky April 7, 2009
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Meaning a rumor or something known in the grapevine. Mostly used in the areas around Bledmeer and Benowyc.
or 'The way of the Stams'
A way to refer to gangs who pick on smaller gangs or individuals.
Sometimes used as an affirmative exclamation.
Meaning a rumor or something known in the grapevine. Mostly used in the areas around Bledmeer and Benowyc.
or 'The way of the Stams'
A way to refer to gangs who pick on smaller gangs or individuals.
Sometimes used as an affirmative exclamation.
by Onelith September 1, 2008
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