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twilight

1. The time between dawn and sunrise, and sunset and dusk.

2. A romance book written by Stephenie Meyer about a vampire and a human.
1. Twilight is so pretty in areas not polluted with fog.

2. Person #1 Are you reading Twilight?

Person #2: Yeah.

Person #1: Any good?

Person #2: No.
by yokj6 October 14, 2010
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Girl- want to watch twilight?

Boy- sure! *shoots himself*
by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013
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The sworn enemy of Harry Potter fans and MLIAers. A crapptastic movie wich accomplishes nothing but discretiting Linkin Park, by using one of their songs. twilight I shal never forgive you!
Twilight: Ehhhh. Look at me im Twilight. I think im gonna ruin and annoy every sane person in america!

Me: screw of.
by MeAteYourFood March 3, 2011
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a perfectly good time of day before fangirls of the novels by stephenie meyers started wearing absurd t shirts announcing to the world which team they are on, when no one really gives a shit. oh and then harry potter fans started flipping out because..... well no one really knows.
Oh look, it is twilight: the soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall.
by jajajajajajagermangirly80 August 17, 2010
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A movie and book that middle aged mothers watch when dealing with a divorce.
Sphen - "My mom's really into Twilight at the moment"
Dan -"Oh no... Say bye bye to your dad then"
by Phantomlight March 30, 2019
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A beautiful time of day, between day and night, very inspiring time with amazing lighting.

.........and a crappy book.
We went on a date at twilight.
by the Awesome Sause November 28, 2010
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So basically this book is crap. There's no literary devices used at all. There wasn't even characterization besides cold and pale. There were three words used so may times it gave me a headache: cold, pale, and said. And people think Edward is hot? Honestly. He's like an ugly version of Stalin. Bella is the worst main character ever. She literally runs around with two guys who are unable to keep their shirts on. She makes females everywhere look bad. Stephanie Meyers made it seem as though women need men to constantly protect them. WELL WE DONT BITCH. Also, how do twilight fangirls exist? YOURE A DISGRACE TO FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ROBERT PATTERASS AND TAYLOR WHATS-HIS-NAME. REAL FANGIRLS LIKE MARVEL AND SUPERWHOLOCK ETC ARE ACTUALLY INTO THE PLOT OF THE BOOK/MOVIE/SHOW THEY WATCH/READ NOT JUST THE HOT DUDES (Theyre like a nice bonus). Also how are Harry Potter and Twilight like competitors on the Internet or whatever? THATS BULL. ITS LIKE COMPARING JURASSIC PARK TO ITS SEQUELS. THERE ISNT EVEN A CHANCE FOR TWILIGHT HERE.
Summary of Twilight:
"He was really cold and pale. He watched me while I was sleeping when I barely knew him. It was really romantic" said Bella.

"I wish I had a cute relationship" said Jessica

"Yeah we're cute. He also thinks my blood smells good and wants to eat me whatever that means. He was also very cold and pale. Did I already mention that?"
by Starkasm March 10, 2015
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