Whittling your twig

masturbating.

You've been whittling your twig!

by tengowood August 18, 2009

Twig

A twink/young man who regarded as an object of homosexual desire, usually a “bottom” and is bigger, heavier or has a higher fat percentage than a stereotypical twink. Combining the words "Twink" and "Pig".

"Twinks aren't that fat, He's a Twig"

by BoomBoomDoll12345 August 2, 2024

Twig thicc

When one is skinny, yet has muscle and jiggle

Hey man you gain weight?
Yeah dude. I’m now twig thicc bro

by WhiteRabbit XOXO December 27, 2019

Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig

by I Smeldit August 31, 2021

twig

someone that is very skinny. This is normally used as an insult.

"you look like a twig"

by unicorn play time with uno April 7, 2021

Twigged

When you have the side effects of being high but you not high

Bruh. I'm twigged rn.

by Kansir June 16, 2018