turtle

Someone with a bald head that wears a workout shit with a tight neck.

Heryman is a turtle.

by turtleturtleturtle July 12, 2009

turtling

A new craze, similar to owling, that consists of putting your arms into your sleeves, going on your elbows and knees, and balancing items on your back.

Man I'm sick of all these people owling, lets invent a new craze and call it turtling.

by giantnigger96 July 29, 2011

turtle

to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.

He has a turtle. GROSS!!!

Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!

I love turtles. They're so cute.

by ste-fan-iii February 04, 2006

turtle

When you fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.

Oh fuck, a turtle just came out.

by LuLu828 July 28, 2005

turtles

Old people who walk VERY slow.

Maybe I could get outta this place if these damn turtles whold step up the pace!

by Kim and Kathy June 28, 2003

turtled

when your partner (as in sex) farts and wont let you get out from under the overs. It must suck!

Yo i am so going to dumb bob cuz he turtled me last night.

by pez October 25, 2003

turtle

A Palestinian who sings reggae.

There is a small turtle who lives in the South End, rides a Ducati, and aspires to be the first furniture-making dentist.

by Keshiki October 25, 2004