Dirty Turban

Dirty Turban:
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head

I met this freaky chick at the bar last night...When I took her back to her place she jumped my right away.. but that is not the freaky part.. I had to go to the bathroom before we started.. when I told her that I had to take a dump before we had sex.. she said "If you want you can shit on my head and give be a dirty turban"

by Jimmy Knoxville May 20, 2004

Turcoma

(Tur-koma) A deep and unending sleep induced by consuming copious amounts of turkey. The only known cure is at least 18 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Rumors abound that this new fad (exercise) will reverse the affects. As of now I have found no one who is willing to take this drastic measure.

Uncle Joe is in a deep turcoma in the living room.

by Trooper0330 November 28, 2010

Trucation

A holiday taken out during a school week without the school knowing or having lied to the school.

E.g 1:

School person 1: Whaere were you yesterday? You missed your Maths GCSE exams!

School Person 2: I know, i was just going on a trucation.

E.g 2:

Teacher: Benjamin, back to school so soon?

Ben: Why shouldn't i be?

Teacher: Well, your mother did say your had a heart attack yesterday.

Ben: Ummm...It was just a really bad cough?

Friend: (whisper) You were taking a Trucation, weren't you?

by SanchowSCD July 17, 2012

Tarcasm

Sarcasm through texting in the form of a run on sentence in all caps.

An example of Tarcasm: Look at that tramp stamp. So classy......OHSOCLASSY!!!

by sck August 19, 2013

turchiffle

1. A turkey stuffed with chicken and waffles.
2. The third member of the unholy thanksgiving trinity: Treducken, Cthuken and Turchiffle.
3. A half snort, half belch, half bellow of culinary surprise.

Mary was disappointed by the thanksgiving spread until Bob reached into the turkey and revealed that it was a legendary Turchiffle.

To no ones chagrin, Uncle Bob unleashed a mighty turchiffle at the dining room table when he was confronted by the legendary Turchiffle.

by shinierball December 17, 2013

turba mirum

The most boring, slow, hated and annoying part of old fellow Mozart's Requiem in D minor, composed of only a dull trumpet and a fat man chanting macabrely in latin for about ten minutes.

The dullest piece by Mozart is his turba mirum!

by Lord Williner June 2, 2016

turban dictionary

A dictionary you keep in your Turban! What the heck else could it be, you racist moron?

"Of course I keep a dictionary in my turban! It's my turban dictionary - the dictionary I keep in my turban"

Glerp: "Hey is that your turban dictionary?"
Schkerp: "No that's the turban I keep in my dictionary. You are referring to the dictionary I keep in my turban."

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018