When two men take turns blowing another man, and while alternating, one fingers the recipient's asshole as if using the finger buttons on a trumpet to the tune of his favorite song.
"I just got two man trumpeted by my homies for my birthday and they even finger buttoned my asshole to the Happy Birthday Song!"
by Betty Be Nasty August 31, 2018
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"Check her out, she has a great trumpetface!"
"Check her out, she has a great trumpetface!"
by k Erb January 10, 2009
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Someone that even if they had every teacher they ever went to school with pointing at graphs and every person they ever knew showing them pictures while both parents and best friend have there arms around them pointing to the sun.
Still does not believe its day time because Donald Trump said its NIGHT and everyone else is FAKE NEWS.
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Someone that has given up all free thought to bow to his master God who is a living person that has brainwashed them to think that he is infallible
Someone that even if they had every teacher they ever went to school with pointing at graphs and every person they ever knew showing them pictures while both parents and best friend have there arms around them pointing to the sun.
Still does not believe its day time because Donald Trump said its NIGHT and everyone else is FAKE NEWS.
Or
Someone that has given up all free thought to bow to his master God who is a living person that has brainwashed them to think that he is infallible
by Pickles The Destroyer July 20, 2017
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Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!
by Sneaky September 1, 2004
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by Girl Trumpet Player June 28, 2015
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Get the Trumptastic mug.An individual prone to frequent squeaky flatulence, such that they sound like they're playing a trumpet with their arse 🎺💨
by The Big Haggis June 29, 2016
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