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tool

The complete tool is ideally a male who often tries too hard. The traditional tool is usually spotted in Tappout attire, accompanied by gelled hair, and a pair of "hata-blockas". The urban tool may be spotted in brands such as Polo, Ralph Lauren, or Nike. The tool is usually accompanied by a ""tool-mate". This is to aid the tool in girl sightings, in places such as meetings,dances,conventions, etc. The common tool can be found at sporting events including golf, basketball, and the occasional ping-pong match. Tools are notorious for stealing whales, lying about their age to seem "more experienced", hitting on girls from cooper city, and using the "locomotive train" style of showering.
-"wow, oliver is such a toolbag."
-"i know! He even tried to get with Ke$ha!"
by iheartkeyclub May 15, 2010
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Tool

A word used to describe a guy who thinks hes the coolest and most good looking guy on the planet.They treat girls like there just a number.Some of them are also jocks so there REALLY into sports sometimes its all they care about.They wear sunglasses indoors because they think it makes them attractive when it really just makes them look ridiculous.NEVER compliment them or fall for them because it will just make them more of a tool.Oh and they use the word bro to the point where its just frustrating.
lisa:john dumped me yesterday for that whore jenny!
ana:ugh he is such a TOOL.
by tellinitstraightup August 4, 2011
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tool

1. A person, almost always a male, who tries (and believes he is) to be hard or cool by the way he dresses or acts.

2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.
1. Look at that tool in the tapout shirt, with a single ear ring and his hair gelled.

2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.
by austin precipitates October 9, 2011
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Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"
That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.
by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019
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tool

Someone without an original thought or feeling of their own. They just kiss up to people in power.
That tool for the Washington Post just wrote another hit piece on Bernie Sanders.
by spiraldaddy May 11, 2016
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Tool

He was talking crazy so i took my tool out and shot him.
by TrenWarr March 31, 2022
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Tool

n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.
"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."
by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009
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