A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.
"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."
by rainprincess64 October 30, 2011
Get the Toolmug. by TrenWarr March 31, 2022
Get the Toolmug. A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.
by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018
Get the Toolmug. by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009
Get the Toolmug. If post nut clarity were a band
"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I be of service?"
"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."
"Sir, is a McDonalds"
"I listened to every tool song last night, I now understand space, and I finally understand that we are essentially, one mind, experiencing itself through personal experiences."
"Sir, is a McDonalds"
by I'm12yearsoldlol December 5, 2021
Get the Toolmug. A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.
by bmk. November 18, 2009
Get the Toolmug. by aqeelisaboss July 6, 2011
Get the toolmug.