Tooner

A penis

That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.

by Greselda1234 October 15, 2010

toker

Someone who smokes mad pot.

"Dude, i think that guy's a toker, he reeks of pot."
"Yeah, man"

by myownrevolution February 6, 2005

Toomer

A clown-faced hoe bag

Did you go out with Jamie last night?

Nah man, she's a total Toomer.

by Deputy Dog May 11, 2018

toolerific

Name for an act of toolness.

It was toolerific..

by Beef March 20, 2003

Tokers Throat

Tokers throat is an unfortunate side-effect of inhaling large amounts of cannabis-smoke. This is often the case if you are smoking a dry-bong.
Often also referd to as cotton mouth.

This disease can be cured by drinking large quantities of milk

Toker one: Hey man! I've really got a tokers throat right now!
Toker two: Me too, let's drink some milk.
Toker one: YAEH! That's going to straigthen me like a needle.

by Perry & jotmeizter October 27, 2010

toker's tummy

The stomach of a regular toker. Not all said persons are necessarily fat. Toker's tummies can handle large masses of delicious junk food without exploding. This is where delicious munchies are transported.

Toker 1: "Yo dude, I think my toker's tummy is full."
Toker 2: "No such thing man. Here, eat some more of these delicious chips."

by The Turkish Toker August 25, 2011

Toor Gull

A legendary obese grandma biker gang who kills anyone in there path. They wont hold back, if you're in their way you're dead meat.

Oh no, is that Toor Gull?

by hobojoe69 June 4, 2018