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A legendary toad that has a huge gigantic penis that is longer than its body and can be used as a kick stand
While i was skating mom said there was a holy toad kicking the kick stand right in the middle of the drive way
by Asian Toad June 22, 2011
Get the Holy toad mug.During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.
Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.
by Onlypudge November 30, 2011
Get the Slippery Toad mug.A female or male which perches about waiting to pounce on any and every living being which happens to gaze in their direction. A load toad does not discriminate longing for your load whether it be financial or physical! Akin to a squat mattress, any orifice’ll do!
Check out that load toad on Johnny’s leg, did he just hand her his wallet? Oh he doesn’t stand a chance!
by KrisTiegA July 26, 2021
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by thetoadkiller February 23, 2011
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by JMR2 April 22, 2006
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