teddy greenspon

The kind of guy that likes to fuck fat bitches

You see that guy walking home with the pi phis, that’s a real teddy greenspon

by Beif June 7, 2018

Teddy Hyde

Some super cool singer with an amazing voice. He’s gained a lot of attention for his song Sex with a Ghost. He has some really creative albums.

Friend1: Hey, have you heard of Teddy Hyde before? You need to listen to his song, Vanilla Curls
Friend2: Yeah, didn’t he go blonde?

by fucking maxine eros August 4, 2021

Teddy Bear

Ibrahim Riaz's favourite toy

Ibrahim gobbles his teddy bears ...

by Joking poo November 7, 2021

Dealer’s Teddy

A person who sucks up to a drug dealer, but the dealer likes them because they overcharge them for easy money. “Teddy” references teddy bear, meaning they often appear harmless and easy to rob.

Damn that boy Charlie really a Dealer’s Teddy, he payin 50 a 8th for reggie

by Randompersondoingdumbshit April 28, 2022

Teddy Roosevelting

The act of bagging some large game (i.e. water buffalo, rhino, whale, elephant, hog, fatty, BBW, etc.) and taking her home for an evening of shameful pleasure.

Dude, Jason is straight Teddy Roosevelting. He just bagged a water buffalo and took her to pound town. He's definitely gonna try and put his big toe in that tonight.

by ChiFrank August 11, 2014

Bug teddies

a cause of obsessive fear, anxiety, or irritation.

Paperwork and incorrect fonts are our worst bug teddies.

by four20lady May 28, 2021

Teddy Brillers

Basically, a cool way of saying brilliant or totally brilliant.

Person one : Like my bag? I thought it was soo cute when i bought it!
Person two: its not jsut cute! Its teddy brillers
Person three: yeah deffers :)

or

Person one: i dont just think you're cute, i think you're teddy brillers
Person two: I love you too

by teddybriller November 29, 2009