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Thirsty Cum Sluts 

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.
Thirsty Cum Sluts by Mr. Scrickets December 13, 2008

thirsty sloot 

a bitch who is dehydrated to the point where all she can think about is the johnse, and will do whatever it takes to schlob on your root.
tara reid and paris hilton are thirsty sloots
thirsty sloot by janky mein November 16, 2005

thirsty thursday 

the day of the week when people, specifically college students go out to drink liquor
thirsty thursday by GUNDY November 5, 2003

Thirsty Thursday 

A term used for partying on Thursday nights primarily on college campuses. This term also inspired an album of the same name "Thirsty Thursday" by a new funk/rock band called TallBoys. About just such a night, as the album goes on the audience is meant to get more intoxicated.
Hey man you're almost on your 2nd beer, now is the perfect time for us to jam out with TallBoys on this Thirsty Thursday!

Thirsty Ass Nigga 

A nigga who picks up phones faster than everyone in a sales office. He is always the first one there and the last one to leave. He shares none of his leads. Talks to every cute girl he sees but none of them respond. Most importantly he always responds to other people ass thirsty ass niggas.
Patrick your always picking up that phones all quck you thirsty ass nigga, I should probably bring you in a 3 gallon of a bottle of water tomorrow. Damn....thirsty ass nigga.

Thirsty Thursdays 

The name of a sports bar located in East Stroudsburg.
Jenn: Hey, who's goin to Thirsty Thursdays tonight?

Tari: What's that?

Jenn: Oh wait, that doesn't exist.

Tari: You are so dumb. You are really dumb. Forreal.
Thirsty Thursdays by Anna neemus December 1, 2010