chip thief

Someone that steals a chip from your meal

I was blowing my chips to cool them down and jo smith eat one! What a chip thief!!

by Doublemusky January 10, 2021

Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.

Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.

by tcowguy November 19, 2012

Lol thief

Noun. A person who steals a lol that was actually intended for a comment made earlier by another person and mistakenly accepts it as being for their comment. This commonly occurs on what's app and occasionally causes lol envy.

Stop being a lol thief, you know that lol was for I said.

by Shaman Allen May 20, 2015

Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.

"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."

by maeskyzie November 7, 2023

Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015

Conversation Thief

An individual who comes into a conversation and (Uncleverly) lays claim to all that was said. Like they brought all the information everyone was just discussing as their own. and worse?.....Believes that it were their own. this also can border line the grotesque acts of the "Conversation Vampire"!!!

Two people are standing there talking and a third person comes into the conversation, the third person nods head and agrees and within seconds begins to repeat what was said as it was their own idea, this is a "Conversation Thief". For it is obvious from the rest of the partakers in conversation that this individual lacks his or her own opinion, ideas, etc.

by Stevjean February 11, 2014

job-thief

Job-thief,

Taking a job vacancy away from someon who needs it.

keeping a job you don't need.

Working beyond retirement for no reason.

When a person has a job beyond retirement age for no financial reasons.

Somebody who works who doesn't need to, creating less employment for people who need it.

Joe, I'd love get a job at "employer" so I can get off benefits and make something of my life, but there's never any vacancies.

Simone, Fred should have retired 18 years ago, all he does is moan about the job and doesn't need the money. He's such a job-thief.

by David79JW August 29, 2023