When your friend says a good joke and you end up laughing, but your teacher is like "I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH DURING A TEST" and end up getting a 0 on a test.
by jrqwidhaserjkhsefkj February 04, 2019
Woman use it to create rapport, men will avoid it even at the risk of their status. Basically, drama, squabbling, quarreling, death "threats," blackmailing, gossiping, etc, whether it be in person, in public or in private, on the phone, over social media or text, even Snapchat, etc.
Wife: "You're a piece of shit, screw you."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."
by Serval.Sychotic! December 03, 2014
by UM&UAE2021 December 12, 2019
You are looking for public trouble.
by Jdmacnmor14 February 05, 2021
Slang for reproductive organs (male scrotum and female ovaries), especially when referring to animal reproductive parts.
Pet parent #1: "I just made an appointment to get Bruiser neutered"
Pet parent #2: "Good. So, when's he losing the trouble nuggets?"
Pet parent #2: "Good. So, when's he losing the trouble nuggets?"
by chrisssy226 June 27, 2023
A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.
"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."
(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)
Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.
(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)
Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.
by R. Lethe November 17, 2020
British slang for A kid between the ages of 11-14 who smokes and drinks and stays out late thinking they’re cool and not acting their age. Also they’re most likely annoyingly loud and often mouthy and steal from their parents
11 at night Load of year 12s : *sitting down on a bench*
Troubled yutes: oiiiii!!!
Year 12s: shut up go to bed do you want me to come and tuck you in?
Troubled yutes:*tries to flex cigs they pikied from their parent
Year 12s: Jesus Christ the amount of troubled yutes these days
Troubled yutes: oiiiii!!!
Year 12s: shut up go to bed do you want me to come and tuck you in?
Troubled yutes:*tries to flex cigs they pikied from their parent
Year 12s: Jesus Christ the amount of troubled yutes these days
by Edgelord🦋 September 01, 2019