Stumped the Hoff

1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.

2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.

1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"

2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!

by Fanster March 26, 2007

stutton the tutton

Quite similar to button the mutton (i.e., to give a hand- or blowjob), however, stutton the tutton is generally much rougher and only performed by the most willing of partners. Therefore it is common for one to take serious offense when asked to stutton the tutton if they are unwilling.

-I asked her to stutton my tutton on the first date and she slapped me.
-Dude, you don't stutton the tutton EVER on the first date if you want to be a righteous dude.

-Dude, so I asked to button the mutton but she went all the way for a stutton!

by Stubernic June 12, 2009

Stuffing the Pipe

When you lay a woman on her back, lift her legs over your shoulders and perform anilingus while simultaneously reaching around her leg and fingering her gspot in a downward motion.

I walked in on him and Chris's cousin and he was stuffing the pipe!

by Artemis2 January 22, 2010

Stuffing the Clam

When the vagina is jam packed full of a male reproductive organ and the woman cries out from the over abundance of cock being stuffed in between her vaginal walls

Friend: What did you do last night?

Little White girl: I went out with this guy named Dyonte

Friend: How did that go?

Little White girl: We went to dinner and later that night I invited him to my place, and he kept stuffing the clam so fucking hard last night!! It was non-stop

by Dyonte Long Dong October 25, 2012

coco and stuff the watermelon

when your having sex and you use your ball sweat to lubricate a watermelon and then stuff it into an asshole while shoving it deeper with your dick

coco and stuff the watermelon please in my ass

by ilumanati March 6, 2018

soft stuffing the basket

Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking

OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....

by kiki921 August 5, 2007

stuck to the meat

This occurs when you yank out a tampon that is still relatively un-used. As you take the tampon out, the dry, un-used cotton sticks to the sides of your vaginawall, known as the "wall meat". So you are tugging on your wall meat a little as you take it out.

It's a seriously yuck-o feeling, and all you gentlemen out there are lucky you don't have to feel it.

My tampon didn't go in straight, and now I have to pull it out; let's hope it's not stuck to the meat too badly.

by cindy_lolz July 24, 2012