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Sasquatch Patch

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.
by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012
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Sasquatch

A person is BIGGER and BULKIER than yourself. You know that if you got into a fight with them, one swing of a fist would crack your skull open like an egg. You also know that if they sat on you (intentionally or accidentally, i don't judge) would flatten every single bone in your body. They also highly lower your self esteem because they are clearly bigger and bulkier than you. These specimens are the kinds of people we all aspire to be, but who we know we can't.
*you and a friend are standing in the lunch line*
*a big man named William Davis cuts you*
Your Friend:Can you believe this, a freakin Sasquatch jst cut u-
*you silence him before the beast hears, saving both of your lives*
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
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Sasquatch

Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.
I found the Sasquatch!
Geez that person is such a Sasquatch.
by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017
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Sasquatching

The act of mutually masturbating with Sasquatch while you both are hanging from nooses.
Author Robert Kirkman plans on moving up north and Sasquatching with Bigfoot.
by Jesusofpaign December 10, 2011
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half sasquatch

When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.
Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch
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salty Sasquatch

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick
The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.
by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024
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Mini Sasquatch

When your dick and balls are hairy and you draw a face on them. Aka- Cris's dick
Ewwww you own a mini Sasquatch. Big larry is way better. get a larry.
by Broken Tri-pod December 9, 2019
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