Plumber's Helper

When an especially adventuresome young lady rams her fist up your ass for a nice relaxing Reem job and wacks your wang at the same time until you spooge, and then suddenly yanks her hand out, cleaning both front and rear plumbing in one go.

Wow, no need to go to hydrotherapy this week, Courtney gave me a really great Plumber's Helper last night while we were watching the playoffs....

by Evil Santa October 18, 2010

Willis Plumber

A very small limp penis (chode) often inserted into the exposed ass of a plumber.

DAMN BRO
he had such a plumber crack i could have gone Willis Plumber on that ass!

by T-Bone Steak December 15, 2008

Joe the Plumber

a term that was used in the 2008 final presidential debate to describe somebody that works hard and is worried about the economy of our coutry.

We all need to follow the example of Joe the Plumber to make America a better country economically

by da gloria February 21, 2009

Midtown Plumber

The act of being jerked off into a sink with the wooden handle of a plunger in your ass.

After getting the toilet unclogged, he decided to give his buddy a midtown plumber.

by Brack Friday November 4, 2015

plumbers tits

When a woman’s cleavage is so small, it looks like a plumbers butt crack

The girl at the table next to us at Olive Garden had plumbers tits lol

by Rottenrog November 1, 2018

Gumtree plumber

A plumber that advertises on Gumtree, looking to scrape clients from the bottom of the barrel . Due to low overheads, (usually still lives at home with mum & dad) can beat any price by reputable plumbing businesses. Installs all types of plumbing fixtures always asks for cash and never puts in any tickets.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.

Hey George did you get that quote to install the toilet from yesterday?
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.

by Shano Dunco December 13, 2018

Dutch Plumber

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.

Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.

by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019