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barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.
Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.
by spidermaguire October 20, 2008
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Barn Whip

Barn Whip is a rare martial/melee weapon with particularly disgusting traits most notably discussed in Dungeons and Dragons.

Name: Barn Whip
Damage: 1d6 slashing
Weight: 3 lb.
Properties: Finesse, Reach

Whip also inflicts +3 necrotic damage
Inflicted must roll saving throw of 10+ or also be affected by +1 poison damage per turn for 5 turns.

Lore: Whip made originally from the soiled panties/underwear of prostitutes and extended with the panties/underwear of all of its previous wielders tied together. To wield it, you must add to it.
Guard 1: The prisoner has been acting like an absolute ass hole today.

Guard 2: Give him 10 lashes with the Barn Whip, that'll teach him!

Guard 1: You're totally right! I don't even want to touch that thing!
by Role-Model December 15, 2018
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Marco barnes

Kind at first then will eventually become a snake and ruin girls lives
No bro, don’t trust him he’s such a Marco Barnes
by Suchatruther May 2, 2019
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Wayne Barnes

According New-Zealanders, Welsh and French, worst referee of all times. Very known for his (little) mistakes during the match between France and New Zealand in 2007 and to have let the Six Nations Match between France and Wales dure 100 minutes.

According him, forward passes, repetitive faults, bites or lies are right.
He also doesn't know the concept of "penalty try".
Considered as one of the best rugby referee by the IRB, which is certainly right, because the only reasons of his fame are his mistakes
Wayne Barnes isn't considered as the best rugby referee by some persons. This is an euphemism.
by LE CDP March 19, 2017
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meat barn

“Tim gave my meat barn one hell of pounding last night
by Tb_04 May 7, 2018
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Yarn Barn

The unfortunate collection of lint and fur found in an old man's belly button.
When dad took off his shirt at the beach, it looked like the Yarn Barn was having a sidewalk sale.
by Norwegian Huckleberry April 18, 2020
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Jameson Barns

When a guy that is shorter than the average height is on the back of a bitch that's bent over and is taller than 6'4. Her ass also needs to be big enough to stand on with skyzone grip socks while he's holding onto her side and squatting his dick in.
Jason: How was skyzone afterparty last night?
Devin: It was great, this girl showed me how to do the Jameson Barns, I stood on this tall bitch and fucked her downward.
by CAVEMANKIND July 3, 2023
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