wookie foot

The physical act of maneuvering a females genitalia over the mandible while the recipient is asleep; female version of a "mushroom stamp": shenanigans.

"Hey Nels, did you know that Jordan wookie footed you while you were asleep last night?" said Kyle.

by Capt. B. Hardon March 20, 2014

Wookie Dick

When a man's pubic hair exceedes the size of his dick so much that it is hard to spot his dick in all the hair.

Girl: So how was tom last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god, he had a wookie dick! I was in his pubes searching for hours!

by Red fox 23 January 19, 2011

Gargling Wookie

When a girl with a hairy lip. Deepthroats your penis.

That chick over there with the hairy lip give me a b******* last night and took it all the way down her throat and she started humming and it sound like a gargling wookie

by Jismg April 18, 2016

wookie porn

Alot of loud noises followed by wet fur. There is alot of friction between 2 furry body's

Mack and Ryan glued fur to their bodys from their dog named destiny. Then they rubbed their giant harry body's together until their fur was soaking wet from all of their sperm(aka wookie jizz) they then stated that was the best wookie porn that they ever had

by DG2053 April 18, 2016

wookie cookie

A group of deprived teenagers sit in a circle with a cookie in the center of there quivering legs as they have contest to "squirt" on to cookie. The last one to land his load has to eat the cookie. It is basically a circle jerk with negative motivation.

Bryce: Hey taft you don't look so good.
Taft: I played wookie cookie last night
Bryce: let me guess .... You lost
Taft: Well in one way , yes

by Silent Observer June 17, 2003

Wookie Puss

See Wookie Crotch!

A pubic region so abscured by hair it resembles Chewbacca.

A scream came from the back room when Charlamander saw Shanobe's Wookie Puss, he swore he had seen Chewbacca.

by Jezebeth May 2, 2006

Tundra Wookie

Women of the far north. (Namely Alaska and northern Canada).

A Tundra Wookie has more facial hair then a normal 18 year old man, prefer Beer over all other beverages, wear Carhart overalls with flannel shirts and typically green down cut off jackets, and drive lifted Dodge diesel pick up trucks.
ADVISE

When spoken too never look directly in eyes or you might become their prey. Do not get too close or you may pass out of large contents of tobacco and awake in their forein ungodly lair.

by A907K August 11, 2011