Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.
Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 25, 2025
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plumber bryan

Jacking off with a hand full of fire caulk in a construction site biffy
I pulled a plumber Bryan at work today and it was amazing
by Bbck December 10, 2020
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Plumber's Helper

When an especially adventuresome young lady rams her fist up your ass for a nice relaxing Reem job and wacks your wang at the same time until you spooge, and then suddenly yanks her hand out, cleaning both front and rear plumbing in one go.
Wow, no need to go to hydrotherapy this week, Courtney gave me a really great Plumber's Helper last night while we were watching the playoffs....
by Evil Santa October 16, 2010
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Willis Plumber

A very small limp penis (chode) often inserted into the exposed ass of a plumber.
DAMN BRO
he had such a plumber crack i could have gone Willis Plumber on that ass!
by T-Bone Steak March 30, 2007
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plumbers lollipop

A plumbers lollipop is when a male sticks his penis in a woman’s ass, then proceeds to maker her suck his penis
Jimmy “hey Deloris, want a PLUMBERS LOLLIPOP?” Deloris “ew no your so weird, why would anyone want a PLUMBERS LILLIPOP?”.
by ChanDaMan05 June 16, 2024
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Urban Plumber

The act of taking a nut connected to a bolt, putting it in your butt hole and then taking a wrench and twisting the nut around while the bolt is deep inside. This can be done on oneself, or two people can partake in the activity with one twisting the nut and the other enjoying it.
Me and my girlfriend tried the Urban Plumber for the first time last night, it was going great until she said it was my turn. So I pulled the bolt out of my ass and she put it in hers.
by PullUpSkr March 19, 2016
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Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
by Juic3HD December 06, 2019
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