Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.
Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"
Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"
Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."
by SonyBravia February 22, 2025
Used to describe a girl who has been with may guys
Originates from the game Fortnite battle royale where “floor loot” isn’t a desired item but is easy for the taking
Originates from the game Fortnite battle royale where “floor loot” isn’t a desired item but is easy for the taking
“Hey bro I broke up with Melissica last week”
“Bro I heard she already got fucked twice last weekend”
“She floor loot bro”
“Bro I heard she already got fucked twice last weekend”
“She floor loot bro”
by Shmelvin February 16, 2024
by Vincent . September 22, 2021
Live to Loot, Live to Loot, Live to Loot, Live to Loot!
by cbsdfort March 27, 2019
by VGTPodcast September 23, 2021
The act of letting a girl invite you to her house for sex, where upon after climax hitting her head on the headboard before leaving to raid the fridge till she wakes up.
by goneferlunch November 10, 2014