donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

by Macktown July 15, 2018

Donkey Dick

Big Penis.

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't

by wt57 July 25, 2017

donkey butthole

Those small chocolate donuts you usually get at a convenience store.

"Yo bro... how bout we hit up the gas station for milk and a pack of donkey buttholes"

by Slick rich August 10, 2017

Kong Donkey

While having sex getting Donkey Kong'd in the face.

Dika dat that Kong Donkey.

by GreekG0D November 19, 2011

rolling donkey

inviting ugly friends with you to a club to look better by comparison

dude tinas rolling donkey tonight. she brought the chick with the hunchback and the boojie chick. she looks hot tho

by swisda March 12, 2008

donkeying around

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human

Please stop donkeying around!!!!

by plattendreher March 15, 2012

Donkey Crossface

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.

Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'

by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010