September 5th

Your girlfriend has to say yes to everything

Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby

by ThreshTheBest September 5, 2022

August 5th

Beat the shit out of your sister.

Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.

by saturnXD August 5, 2022

November 5th

National ask your crush out day. Don't be stoopid and overthink it, chances are they feel the same way :)

Yo, silly goose, it's November 5th, are you finally gonna confess your feelings for croissant?

by Silly goose November 4, 2021

October 5th

National get yo money up not your funny up day

Person 1: bro I’m broke as a joke

Person 2: bro what day is it today

Person 1: October 5th
Person 2: ye get yo money up not your funny up

by Its_Clxmps-_- October 3, 2021

October 5th

Punch a Chloe day.

Person: what day is today
Chloe:October 5th

*person punches Chloe*

by I am straIgjt October 4, 2021

November 5th

November 5th is the day when you go up to your crush, or someone you kinda like but not sure, and tell them!

You: is it November 5th?
Me: yeah it is! Go confess!

by A cute little tootsie roll November 2, 2020

February 5th

Ask yo crush out boo

Boy:hey will you go out with me

Girl:of course but why

Boy:it’s February 5th

by Malfoy.manor February 4, 2021