You absolute crackhead. You could’ve learned MORE IMPORTANT WORDS YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED, but you had the GUTS to spend all that time on THIS. THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME. YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS. READ A FRICKING DICTIONARY FOR FRICKS SAKE.
Some things are the best, the shit, the sickest, whatever. But when you just don't have the words to describe someone or something awesome, you just end it with THE.