Knife hands

Hands that are knives

My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands

by MustardMeeee October 6, 2019

Fucking Knife

A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick

Shane: Wow John, your a fucking knife
John: yeah I know

by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018

Knifed-up

Getting plastic surgery, usually to excess...

Lil Kim is always getting knifed-up...

by lackawannachix February 8, 2010

Nutter Knife

Commonly misinterpretted as a butter-knife, it is a knife used my those who either like "nuts", or they are "nuts" themselves.

I used the nutter knife to spread my PeanutButter on my toast.

by urbanpro July 15, 2010

Skank knife

What is used to cut a bitch; sharp words or weapon.

"See that whore flirting with my man? That bitch is about to get skank knifed."

by Plexy October 3, 2013

Love-Knife

To love someone so much that you want to make a dress out of their skin.

Some one who has gone all Love-Knife would say: "I love you, I NEED you. I WANT TO MAKE A DRESS OUT OF YOUR SKIN!"

by bacongrubber July 13, 2012

survival knife

the knife that you have with you when the shit hits the fan.

Doesn't matter how big or how small, I always carry a survival knife with me!

by Chaz2015 November 10, 2015